When my friends & I are out and we see the group of girls we hate
When I walk into Sephora & don't know where to start
When I'm driving & someone tries to put on their music instead of mine
When someone tries to explain why they need my window seat on an airplane
When a bicyclist gets too close to my car
When someone acts surprised by how much I can eat
When someone tells my friends they are going to get frozen yogurt
After I walk up a flight of stairs
When everyone is done with finals except for me